“It’s like we’re playing checkers and [Hillary Clinton] is not. So we’re playing her side too, and she’s still beating us!”
— Stephen Colbert

They do their best to keep the buildings free of graffiti in SoDo, but the taggers will always win in the end. Often with something prettier than the buildings themselves…

The processing power of Twisted Monk Industries is measured in TinkerFlops….

“Of course I am not worried about intimidating men. The type of man who will be intimidated by me is exactly the type of man I have no interest in.”
— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (via cal-beu)

I cannot express how badly I want to read/hear this sentiment reiterated in a thousand ways by millions of voices until it’s just a standard reply.

(via malcolmjamalwarlock)

“You gotta keep quitting. You keep quitting all through your life. There’s this American thing about you’re never supposed to quit, but you keep quitting until you find yourself in a place you never want to leave.”
— Bobcat Goldthwait

bathroom affirmation

It’s hard being human,
you are doing a good job.

I didn’t expect to see something like this when I went to the bathroom today, but I kind of appreciated it nonetheless.

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